Plastic Wrap Prankster Pillows

Curse Farmer Pickles and his industrial laminator!

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Boy rolled into a snowball

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Resourceful toddler

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"Ok, I found a secure line."

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'I did it all from memory.'

Teddy Time Bears

Clown Skis.

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.

"No more tickling Daddy for awhile, 'kay Puddin?'"

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'