Plastic Wrap Prankster Mugs

Curse Farmer Pickles and his industrial laminator!

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

Boy rolled into a snowball

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Resourceful toddler

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"Ok, I found a secure line."

'I did it all from memory.'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

Teddy Time Bears

Clown Skis.

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.

'Outside with that!'

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

Teddy Bear