Gift Prankster Mugs

'A tool belt? -- you know I hate gag gifts!'

"Honey, I got a brand-new bow for our car!"

Santa Claus gives a toaster to a piece of bread.

"I said, remind me to tahnk your mother for giving Jimmy the drum for Christmas!"

'What kind of Christmas present do you call these?'

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

"Does he like those shorts you bought him for Christmas?"

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Fly Football

'Cannonball!'

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Hair Crop Circle

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

That one has all the batteries!

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

Deer Season Open.

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

"My homework ate my dog."

"I think the ants are mooning me again."