Gift Prankster Gifts

'A tool belt? -- you know I hate gag gifts!'

"Honey, I got a brand-new bow for our car!"

Santa Claus gives a toaster to a piece of bread.

"I said, remind me to tahnk your mother for giving Jimmy the drum for Christmas!"

'What kind of Christmas present do you call these?'

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

"Does he like those shorts you bought him for Christmas?"

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Fly Football

'Cannonball!'

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Hair Crop Circle

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"My homework ate my dog."

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'Oh Hi!'

Get crazy once in a while

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'