Packaging Prankster Pillows

"We've successfully opened Pandora's box. We're still making our way through the bubble wrap."

'Customers are calling 911 about our product. They need the Jaws Of Life to get into the packaging.'

Frank Loved Bubblewrap

Access Denied!

"l'm returning this to the manufacturer in my own impenetrable clamshell packaging. They must suffer as I have suffered."

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

"Oh great, the printer is down."

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

"I'd like a 'change of address' card."

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

'Word to the wise: Always check the cheese for pills.'

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'

"Take off your mailman's uniform before you return home. We have a new dog."

'The chairman finally notices me. I parked in his parking space.'

'Sir, you need special help to fix this problem. Please hold the line whilst I put you through to our exorcist.'

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

"Just sniff around – see what you can find out."

'... we've got a crowd of, oh I'd say fourteen million organisms here for the annual 'Salmonella potato salad bowl'!'

'He's not leaving, but if we collect enough, he might.'

Fitz wasn't sure if this was a legitimate rescue or just more culinary trickery.

Printer Jam Session

"Student unicorn"

An artist waits to ambush an easel

Saint Patrick sending snakes out of Ireland.

'Sure I can do same day service.'

'Is this where you send stuff offline?'

"Hmm, great! - no sign of that dog..."

'Clemmons, it makes me very uneasy when you practice your visualizing techniques at my desk...'

'Don't worry Honey there isn't anyone for miles!'

Sad demise of a workaholic

Man sees box on street labeled Mail-Mail.

"Wait a minute, that's my bar code" Product Identity Theft

'What have I told you about gambolling at work, Lambton?'