Packaging Pranksters Mugs

Man putting ten peas through the 'ten items only' checkout.

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

Back to the Holidays

"I think we both know who did it...."

Access Denied!

'Your loyalty to the company is exemplary, Potter, but we'll have to let you go if you can't stop chewing up the conference room furniture!'

"I'd like a 'change of address' card."

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'

'The chairman finally notices me. I parked in his parking space.'

Remember, when we show mommy, we pretend this was your idea, ok?

Children in a Nursery.

"Take off your mailman's uniform before you return home. We have a new dog."

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

"Just sniff around – see what you can find out."

'He's not leaving, but if we collect enough, he might.'

With the evening all to herself, Kate put on her 'UPS Drivers Gone Wild' video.

"Shouldn't hide treats in your back pocket with a dog that big."

Hide and Seek

I love this age: Old enough to know better, young enough to get away with it. Ketchup.

Frank Loved Bubblewrap

"Hmm, great! - no sign of that dog..."

'Sure I can do same day service.'

Saint Patrick sending snakes out of Ireland.

'Is this where you send stuff offline?'

Children must be accompanied by an adult.