Product Testing Pranksters Mugs

The focus group hated it. So he showed it to an out-of-focus group.

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

Why are you waving that big magnet over my hard drive?

'The only problem is they're glued together. So I can't see the watch...or change the dead calculator batteries, but it's guaranteed for life...'

"When all else fails, blow darts still get their attention."

"I absolutely guarantee your workloads will not increase."

At Lego corporate headquarters.

Rust test in progress.

'Catch this!'

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

'I hate 'bring your inner child to work day.''

Product Testing Department

"Will you two stop giggling every time I say 'assets'?"

'Your loyalty to the company is exemplary, Potter, but we'll have to let you go if you can't stop chewing up the conference room furniture!'

Access Denied!

"It's dress down day!"

'Oh yeah, ths boss is going to love the new hire.'

Extremely Realistic Virtual Reality.

'Your request for a company vehicle has been approved, however, it's not the Cadillac you wanted. Since you need the exercise, you're getting a skateboard.'

Cuckoo bird in office.

"My dad said I couldn't scare him, so I'm hiding all his data like it was erased. Get ready for a loud scream."

'The chairman finally notices me. I parked in his parking space.'

'Which one do you think Dracula's in?'

'... and when the user's blood pressure goes over 100, the computer shuts down, the siren sounds, and the neon sign beings to flash!'

"I think you need to reboot your carrot."

Getting employees involved in decision making can help give them a sense of ownership. Sometimes, a little too much.

'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'

No one liked working the red-eye shift.

"Just sniff around – see what you can find out."

'He's not leaving, but if we collect enough, he might.'

"Ooops....I guess this one failed."

'I hacked into the school computer, and flunked all the teachers out.'