Overtime Jammer Gifts

And Eddy knew, this meant overtime work. A LOT of overtime work.

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Boptimism

Women's Martial Arts Center

'Don't worry about it. If at first we don't succeed, we can do it later and get paid time-and-a-half for it.'

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

'This is just an informal pledge that we all go through.'

"Make sure the coffee has extra caffeine. I want the employees awake during overtime."

Jeff Beck.

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

"People, the facts are inescapable. Any ideas on how we can ignore them?"

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

"I can work for twelve straight hours without needing to be recharged."

"It's a 24/7 work culture out there!"

"Want to go watch the people who get to leave at a normal hour?"

Around the piano

"No need to rush. Take all weekend if you must."

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

Air Sitar.

Two people play the guitar and harmonica.

'Don't start an argument - you know how you hate intravenous feeding.'

'Without management consultants how is the NHS meant to instigate forward facing paradigm shifts in it's client nourishment product and policy integration strategisation?

Trouble parking in Brighton

Martial arts and clumsiness.

'Then I said, ‘This is crazy. You can't force me to work overtime.''

'He uses rim shots instead of banging on his gavel.'

"You're only 35 but you say you've worked for 42 years?"

Guitarist

You should know, I expect my employees to work long hours. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16.

Two boys rehearsing,

'I didn't get a promotion, but he put me on salary so I can work 60 hours a week without getting overtime.'

'Nice! And what other interests do you have besides jamming?'

"I'm in the Bbm7 of my discontent."

"It's great that you both enjoy live music, but who are you and how did you get in our garage?"

"The trouble with teaching music is everyone is dancing to a different tune."