Traffic Jammer Gifts

'Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?'

'Don't start an argument - you know how you hate intravenous feeding.'

'Give way' 'Give up'

'With this car you can easily do forty-five kilometers an hour in a traffic jam!'

Trouble parking in Brighton

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Commutobile

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

Unrest Area.

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

"Please forgive us for being so late- we had parking issues."

Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

Road work next 15 years.

"It's a nice invention, but what about GRIDLOCK?"

Desert Island Roundabout

Leaving New York

"Go already! Stop letting them in! Just think of yourself!!"

A man reads "Traffic Times" while stuck in traffic.

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."

What the sign said: 60 max. What you saw: Go man!

Juggler entertaining a circus troupe at traffic lights.

'Dang, we're losing a lot of strays.'

"But we'd already done the emergency stop."

Freeways in the Supermarket

"At least it's not as busy as last night!"