Musical Jammer Gifts

"The trouble with teaching music is everyone is dancing to a different tune."

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Boptimism

Women's Martial Arts Center

Guitar Man.

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

Jeff Beck.

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

"This is off our first TikTok."

"People, the facts are inescapable. Any ideas on how we can ignore them?"

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

Around the piano

Sloth traffic jam.

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

Air Sitar.

Two people play the guitar and harmonica.

'Without management consultants how is the NHS meant to instigate forward facing paradigm shifts in it's client nourishment product and policy integration strategisation?

Martial arts and clumsiness.

Santana Claus

Cottage Industry

'He uses rim shots instead of banging on his gavel.'

Two boys rehearsing,

Guitarist

"It's great that you both enjoy live music, but who are you and how did you get in our garage?"

'Nice! And what other interests do you have besides jamming?'

"I'm in the Bbm7 of my discontent."

'Not all my kids went to the dogs...some of them went to the cats.'

Things that bands can do

And Eddy knew, this meant overtime work. A LOT of overtime work.

"I'm not at all comfortable with the way that guy's evolving."

"Earl is stuck on that note again. Give him a good kick."

'It took me a while to find this gem, but the acoustics in this cave are amazing: let's jam!'

'Got any ideas for a band name?'

Supermarket Jam.

'That's it, gentlemen! You've just had your last vuvuzela band practice!'