Musical Jamming Gifts

"Earl is stuck on that note again. Give him a good kick."

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Boptimism

Guitar Man.

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

Jeff Beck.

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

"People, the facts are inescapable. Any ideas on how we can ignore them?"

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

Around the piano

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

Air Sitar.

Two people play the guitar and harmonica.

Where the deer and the antelope play.

'Without management consultants how is the NHS meant to instigate forward facing paradigm shifts in it's client nourishment product and policy integration strategisation?

Santana Claus

"Gus... you'll have to learn another chord."

Guitarist

"The trouble with teaching music is everyone is dancing to a different tune."

Two boys rehearsing,

'Nice! And what other interests do you have besides jamming?'

"I'm in the Bbm7 of my discontent."

"It's great that you both enjoy live music, but who are you and how did you get in our garage?"

'Not all my kids went to the dogs...some of them went to the cats.'

Things that bands can do

"I'm not at all comfortable with the way that guy's evolving."

'It took me a while to find this gem, but the acoustics in this cave are amazing: let's jam!'

"Thanks for sitting through the encore."

'Got any ideas for a band name?'

'You mean we've all been playing different songs? I wonder how long that's been going on...'

'Well, that IS the drawback of musical instruments - they make noise.'

'That's it, gentlemen! You've just had your last vuvuzela band practice!'

Supermarket Jam.

"What's wrong- nothing to rave about?"