Jamming Genius Gifts

Guitar Man.

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

Boptimism

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

'Your CV says in your last job you were responsible for...'

Creative entrepreneur at work

I drive, therefore I am.

George Martin

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

"People, the facts are inescapable. Any ideas on how we can ignore them?"

'This home based business is easy to set up. Everyone knows that women are better at multitasking.'

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

"Yes, I'm working from home, and my kids are here helping me."

A father of three

Work Life Balance

Mother racing to work for a company with day care and a health club.

'Your three o'clock cancelled, we're still awaiting the Parson verdict, and your husband wants to know if the dishes are dirty or clean.'

I play the guitar. Deal with it.

Around the piano

Mono-Tasking, Multi-Tasking, No-No Tasking and Nada Tasking.

Air Sitar.

Two people play the guitar and harmonica.

"Our training on managing a work life balance is running late so you'll need to get someone to pick your kids up."

'Without management consultants how is the NHS meant to instigate forward facing paradigm shifts in it's client nourishment product and policy integration strategisation?

Spinning Plates!

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

'Alert the troops I'm going back to work.'

We try to keep our jam making expertise quiet!

"When will working mums be properly valued in the media industry?"

One Man Band

Though he wrote the world's most listened-to melody, few people know of Tony Bombosa, the genius behind AOL Instant Messenger's four-note jingle.

All of this is very doable-