Jamming Gifts

Things that bands can do

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

'Got any ideas for a band name?'

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

Two people play the guitar and harmonica.

"It's great that you both enjoy live music, but who are you and how did you get in our garage?"

'It took me a while to find this gem, but the acoustics in this cave are amazing: let's jam!'

"I'm in the Bbm7 of my discontent."

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

'Nice! And what other interests do you have besides jamming?'

Around the piano

"Can Roger come out and improvise?"

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Boptimism

Guitar Man.

Jeff Beck.

"People, the facts are inescapable. Any ideas on how we can ignore them?"

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

Air Sitar.

'Without management consultants how is the NHS meant to instigate forward facing paradigm shifts in it's client nourishment product and policy integration strategisation?

Trouble parking in Brighton

'Don't start an argument - you know how you hate intravenous feeding.'

'He uses rim shots instead of banging on his gavel.'

Santana Claus

'Not all my kids went to the dogs...some of them went to the cats.'

"The trouble with teaching music is everyone is dancing to a different tune."

Guitarist

Two boys rehearsing,

And Eddy knew, this meant overtime work. A LOT of overtime work.

'Are you licking me or the jam on my face?'

'Traffic Jam'

"Earl is stuck on that note again. Give him a good kick."

"I'm not at all comfortable with the way that guy's evolving."

'You mean we've all been playing different songs? I wonder how long that's been going on...'

'Well, that IS the drawback of musical instruments - they make noise.'