Culture Jammer Gifts

"People, the facts are inescapable. Any ideas on how we can ignore them?"

"I'm not at all comfortable with the way that guy's evolving."

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

'Your French dip, sir.'

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Try to guess the continent dining...

Women's Martial Arts Center

Jeff Beck.

All-Candy Seder.

Summertime.

"This is off our first TikTok."

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"

Great Poets of Catalogdom

Sloth traffic jam.

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

Air Sitar.

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

"My mind is still on vacation."

Trouble parking in Brighton

'Don't start an argument - you know how you hate intravenous feeding.'

'Without management consultants how is the NHS meant to instigate forward facing paradigm shifts in it's client nourishment product and policy integration strategisation?

Martial arts and clumsiness.

'How do I celebrate Spring? Cinco de Vino.'

Easter Island heads bunny ears.

'I told you not to try to order in Spanish.'

"You may be asking for trouble, Ernie."

'He uses rim shots instead of banging on his gavel.'

'Look out lads. They've got vuvuzelas!'

'Yes, I'm ready for Pesach, but you know, matzah just doesn't attract the children like gingerbread.'

Guitarist

'Not all my kids went to the dogs...some of them went to the cats.'

Rodin's Pub Regular

Two boys rehearsing,

'I read your new story earlier.'