Joke Jammer Gifts

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

'Not all my kids went to the dogs...some of them went to the cats.'

Women's Martial Arts Center

"Bed Spread"

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

"People, the facts are inescapable. Any ideas on how we can ignore them?"

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

"I'm a writer/painter/filmmaker/poet/actor/comedian, manic-depressive goes without saying."

"I think Baxter needs a break."

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

Air Sitar.

'Without management consultants how is the NHS meant to instigate forward facing paradigm shifts in it's client nourishment product and policy integration strategisation?

Martial arts and clumsiness.

Santana Claus

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

"You're gonna love this guy's act. He's, like, 'not funny, funny, not funny.'"

"I love my job. It's people laughing at me I can't handle."

How's the writer's block?

"That must be Java Man!"

'He uses rim shots instead of banging on his gavel.'

"Since I know you got your book report off the internet, and you know I got my math lesson off the internet, I guess we're even."

'There, there - don't think of Harold as being dead. Just think of him as being perfectly hedged for perpetuity.'

Two boys rehearsing,

Guitarist

"The trouble with teaching music is everyone is dancing to a different tune."

STRIP Hambone: Techinical support in layman's terms #2

"I can't hear you but the banana can."