String Jammer Gifts

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

Theorbo

Boptimism

Double Bass

Women's Martial Arts Center

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Guitar Man.

"Check out this new store."

Mark Knopfler.

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Jeff Beck.

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

'At least I don't have his life.'

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

"This is off our first TikTok."

"People, the facts are inescapable. Any ideas on how we can ignore them?"

I love my Uke.

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

Double Bass Jumpers.

Cellist

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

Guitars in Heaven

Lute

"Welcome to the guitar family! Is this all of us? Heck, no! We're just the ones his wife knows about. You'll meet the rest later."

I was late for rehearsal so I have to sit here and play these baroque pieces. Ah, the penalty Bachs!

Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.

I play the guitar. Deal with it.

Robert Johnson.

Ralph Stanley

Musician plugged into amp.

WANTED The Strad Cad

Heart-shaped guitar

Man practising the violin.