Judo Jammer Gifts

Martial arts and clumsiness.

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Boptimism

Women's Martial Arts Center

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

Jeff Beck.

"This is off our first TikTok."

"People, the facts are inescapable. Any ideas on how we can ignore them?"

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

Martial Arts

Sloth traffic jam.

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

'Without management consultants how is the NHS meant to instigate forward facing paradigm shifts in it's client nourishment product and policy integration strategisation?

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games may be having an effect on you.'

Santana Claus

'He uses rim shots instead of banging on his gavel.'

Green Belt

"The trouble with teaching music is everyone is dancing to a different tune."

'Not all my kids went to the dogs...some of them went to the cats.'

Guitarist

"Dang! This guy's good!"

Two boys rehearsing,

And Eddy knew, this meant overtime work. A LOT of overtime work.

Black BeltBlue BeltBlack and Blue Belt.

"I'm not at all comfortable with the way that guy's evolving."

'You mean we've all been playing different songs? I wonder how long that's been going on...'

Martial Arts

Supermarket Jam.

'That's it, gentlemen! You've just had your last vuvuzela band practice!'

"What's wrong- nothing to rave about?"

Karate and Judo: 'Will one lesson be enough to get more housekeeping from my hubbie?'

Judo man.

"This contract just won't do, good God a child could understand it."