Overthinking Escapist Gifts

'Take down that stupid sign! It's giving me a headache!'

Bo're'droom

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Tree house.

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

"Could I please go back to the rack now?"

'I was so angry, I got up and tip-toed out of the meeting. I probably should've stomped.'

'Yes, John's here, but he can't come to the phone at the moment. He's had a hard day so he's taking some time in his bouncy saucer.'

"I'm not lazy. I'm resting before I get tired."

Young Houdini

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'

SEMINAR CANCELLED: Feel free to doodle.

Desert Mirage

'Where do you expect to see yourself in five lifetimes?'

'The trick is to make them feel better about themselves without actually paying them any better...'

"And in order to align the designated objectives withthe fiscally driven cross functional departmental...did you understand any of that?" "Only the blah! blah! bit."

'I wish you had chosen a more pertinent educational issue than 'Do Dogs Actually Eat Homework?''

'Ready or Not here I come.'

"I just did a huge one in my diaper."

"No, Thursday's out. How about never - is never good for you?"

"Now we'll all close our eyes and cover our ears, and the person who took the four hundred and twenty-eight million dollars will put it back."

Try out this summer's hot novels in a beach setting

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

Meeting to determinet non-essential personnel.

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

Houdini 2019

"Realism! . . . Realism!"

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

"Anywhere that doesn't have tvs, computers, radios, ipods,cell phones or video games."

Bleh! That dreaded time of year had come around again. Everyone says it's torture. Prepare for the Apocalypse. Ok, class. Together we will all somehow survive

Man lifts up the pages of a book and discovers a brick wall.

Message in a bottle.

I've got no cell phone, no computer, no grumbling wife, no stupid boss. Feel free to envy me.

No, I distinctly heard a "soo-wee" ringtone.