Overload Navigator Gifts

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"So....Anyone not sure they can cope with this?"

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"You've got computer-breath."

'Need I remind you who's boss here?'

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

New music conference

"I am not asking for directions."

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

Titanic: How's my steering.

Battery Lighthouse

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

"We'll start with the appetizer, move on to the entree, and then finish up with dessert."

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'I didn't write the book report. I downloaded and printed it directly from the Internet, but I did collate and staple it myself.'

"Can I tell you about a few items that aren't on the menu?"

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"I recommend number five if you have only $20 so that you can still leave a tip."

New Memer/Incumbent

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

'Now what? Everything I can pronounce is OFF!'

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."