Overloaded Learner Gifts

'I won't be at school anymore, my head is full.'

"Shoot. I'm gonna be late to class again."

'Whoa! - Too much information!'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

'I did it all from memory.'

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

'I finished my homework, and half my college freshman courses.'

Scientist has note on chalkboard: E=mc2 + 6% sales tax.

'I'm in the den, mom, reading the newspaper for my social studies class.'

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

'Remind me to never again ask him what he learned in school.'

"And today children, Homer is going to show us his 'pressed fly and bug collection'."

"And THAT was just the weekend!"

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

'Where's the mouse for this thing?'

'Look, mom! They ran out of trick or treat candy, so they gave us these kittens!'

'Wow, that sounds rigorous. What are the prerequisites for living in my mom's basement?'

Tiddles completes his doctorate.

"Not the 'Princeton Experience' he was expecting."

Modern Studying

'Pete plays truant, but keeps up with his lessons!'

"I thought that assignment from my school was spam."

'I picked up my Latin from watching Roadrunner cartoons.'

"The operation was a success. Thank goodness for YouTube videos!"

Big Man Off Campus

"I'm impressed! Junior actually asked to use our old-fashioned dictionary!"

"I'm sorry, Dad. What I did was really stupid, selfish and wrong."

"Now remember this formula, it's going to be on the test."

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

"...and at work, Doctor, I feel all the paperwork I have to do is taking the joy out of my chosen profession!"