Overloaded Learner Gifts

'I won't be at school anymore, my head is full.'

"Shoot. I'm gonna be late to class again."

'Whoa! - Too much information!'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

'I did it all from memory.'

'I finished my homework, and half my college freshman courses.'

Scientist has note on chalkboard: E=mc2 + 6% sales tax.

'I'm in the den, mom, reading the newspaper for my social studies class.'

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

'Remind me to never again ask him what he learned in school.'

"And today children, Homer is going to show us his 'pressed fly and bug collection'."

"And THAT was just the weekend!"

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

'Where's the mouse for this thing?'

'Look, mom! They ran out of trick or treat candy, so they gave us these kittens!'

'Wow, that sounds rigorous. What are the prerequisites for living in my mom's basement?'

'Pete plays truant, but keeps up with his lessons!'

Modern Studying

"Not the 'Princeton Experience' he was expecting."

Tiddles completes his doctorate.

"I thought that assignment from my school was spam."

'Your father is having a tough time with his online course.'

"I'm impressed! Junior actually asked to use our old-fashioned dictionary!"

"I'm sorry, Dad. What I did was really stupid, selfish and wrong."

'I picked up my Latin from watching Roadrunner cartoons.'

"The operation was a success. Thank goodness for YouTube videos!"

Big Man Off Campus

"Now remember this formula, it's going to be on the test."