Overcrowding Analyst Gifts

'Feeling a bit full my lot are packed in like commuters on the Northern line.'

'See, Jimmy, as the population grows too dense, the rats begin to brutalize each other...'

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

US and the EU

Packed like sardines

'I knew this was a bad place to work when I saw that they call the company handbook 'the Owner's Manual.''

Learn to Be a Critic In The Privacy Of Your Own Home With The Apex Correspondence School Of Criticism!

"I'd like to be a shake-it-off kind of person, but I'm more of a cling-to-it-and-focus-on-it-until-it's-irrevocably-weaved-into-my-psyche sort of gal."

Alabama Traffic Jam

The Human Condition

'Stock Market re-entry now safe. . . City analysts say.'

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

The real reason the Christmas Truce didn't last.

'I was married to my job, until I recognized it as a co-dependent relationship.'

"Duh!"

"Look! A brave man using the medium of dance to protest against the fascist coronavirus measures of the government!"

Great Urban Sprawl

"Offside? By a fingertip? It's football not handball!"

Paper aeroplane: 'Get on with your work.'

'Yes...our chief analyst is recommending further investments in the new year.'

The Relentlessly Jovial & Obnoxious Sales-People.

"Have you ever considered putting all your icky thoughts in a little box and keeping them there?"

"Sorry, I'm the Amazing People Watcher. I'm going all I can."

A madness of motorists

Train ride simulator.

'Seven billion people - and every one of them a potential purchaser of my book 'The Population Timebomb.''

'Sorry, Full'

"Beryl my dear, we're breaking for coffee at eleven o-clock. You`re a bit early. I make it ten fifty-eight."

"You could add 'Men who say "Ciao!" who are not even Italian or of Italian descent' to that list."

'Could you speak up a little? - I've got six billion of the little twerps buzzing in my ears!'

Dept. of Traffic Disruption.

Turn off the tv! Blasphemy. I have Extreme Partisanship Syndrome. I can't hear about politics. I get too riled up. It could kill me. No more Fox, or MSNBC, or even the networks. Fine, but there are other options. Can't this kill me too? Just the mind. Tonight on Biggest Loser: Jog eating.

"Are there any careers where I won't get replaced by an app?"

'The 10 Habits of Highly Annoying People'

'Shocking, the overcrowding in our prisons.'