Overpopulation Analyst Gifts

'Could you speak up a little? - I've got six billion of the little twerps buzzing in my ears!'

The Jeopardy of Progress

World Production.

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

Population rocket

The Problem with World Population Growth

'It's all due to the birthrate falling drastically...'

Population train.

U.S. demographic affecting senate representation.

OVERPOPULATION CRISIS LOOMS!, 'If the Government really wanted zero population growth, they'd turn the problem over to the Pentagon.'

Aging population in Cuba

'And for Pete's sake, let's cut out out all this artificial insemination.'

'Give it to me straight, doc. How much longer do I have in advertising's prime demographic audience?'

Just in time for Halloween...

'On the bright side - the larger the population, the more people there'll be to support your cause.'

'An alarming trend, folks, by 3000 AD all Americans will be retired or in prison.'

'See, Jimmy, as the population grows too dense, the rats begin to brutalize each other...'

Population rocket

A group of businessmen read a profit chart that reads "Lousy"

Guess who's coming to dinner?

'You're making my job much harder.'

Birth Rates in France

"You were right Mum, I did the survey of all the animals on the farm: 95% are female!"

'Seven billion people - and every one of them a potential purchaser of my book 'The Population Timebomb.''

'Sorry, Full'

Government runs bird flu exercise.

'Feeling a bit full my lot are packed in like commuters on the Northern line.'

"Maybe you should've put up a 'maximum occupancy' sign."

BIRTH CONTROL CLINIC, 'It's for nuclear family non-proliferation.'

Increasing world population

World pushing '7 billion' pram.

BIRTH CONTROL CLINIC, 'It's for nuclear family non-proliferation.'

The Race for Becky

'I blame the parents.'

Thomas Malthus