'Seven billion people - and every one of them a potential purchaser of my book 'The Population Timebomb.''
Overpopulation Observer Gifts
Searching for a gift for the overpopulation observer? Our creative collection features humorous and insightful items that embrace their fascination with crowded spaces and urban life. Perfect for those who see the beauty and humor in bustling environments, our products are ideal for sparking conversations or adding a playful touch to their daily routine. Whether they’re a dedicated urban explorer or someone passionate about environmental issues, find the perfect item to match their unique interests.
'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'
"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."
“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”
"The end of my favorite series is near."
"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."
"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"
'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'
Domestic Spying Drones
When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault
'If I lived there, the first thing I'd do is have my head examined.'
The world of surveillance.
"And then the three bears were slowly forced out of the neighborhood due to major corporations cornering the market—The once cozy cottage is now an Air B&B." "The end."
"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."
"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."
A dead business executive is lowered into the grave with his desk
"Please help! God struck me blind for not giving to a blind beggar."
'I was married to my job, until I recognized it as a co-dependent relationship.'
Holiday Overkill.
"I love people-watching."
"Better idea! Let's obstruct traffic in the guy's neighborhood and make his morning commute difficult!"
"I know there are people who look like their pets, but..."
Our occupations? I am a student of The Contemporary Scene and my friend, here is an observer of The Passing Parade.
Anthropologist presenting his findings in New York City
Wendel maps his trip to the germaphobe society headquarters.
"Thrown under the bus stop."
'From up here they look like us.'
'Just stop for a minute. Smell that pine scent. Drink in the view. I don't think we could pick a better site for our 'Mega-Mall'!'
"Most people are too busy working to make any real money.''
Suicide by overeating.
Snail Peephole
"Bob was raised in the wilderness by salmon."
'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're getting grumpier.'
"Not so much fun being people-watched back, eh?"
'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'
Overpopulation Observer Gifts Collection
Overpopulation Observer Mugs
Discover our range of mugs featuring overpopulation themes—perfect for any fan of crowded cityscapes and witty observations.
Overpopulation Observer Pillows
Add some personality to their home with pillows inspired by overpopulation—fun, thoughtful designs that make a statement in any space.
Overpopulation Observer Prints
Beautify their living space with prints inspired by overpopulated environments—artful, humorous designs for city lovers and environmental thinkers alike.
Overpopulation Observer T-Shirts
Explore our collection of t-shirts that celebrate overpopulation—bring humor and insight into their wardrobe with designs that speak to their urban passions.