Overpopulation Observer Pillows

'Seven billion people - and every one of them a potential purchaser of my book 'The Population Timebomb.''

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"The end of my favorite series is near."

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

Domestic Spying Drones

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

'If I lived there, the first thing I'd do is have my head examined.'

The world of surveillance.

"And then the three bears were slowly forced out of the neighborhood due to major corporations cornering the market—The once cozy cottage is now an Air B&B." "The end."

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

A dead business executive is lowered into the grave with his desk

"Please help! God struck me blind for not giving to a blind beggar."

'I was married to my job, until I recognized it as a co-dependent relationship.'

Holiday Overkill.

"I love people-watching."

"Better idea! Let's obstruct traffic in the guy's neighborhood and make his morning commute difficult!"

"I know there are people who look like their pets, but..."

Our occupations? I am a student of The Contemporary Scene and my friend, here is an observer of The Passing Parade.

Anthropologist presenting his findings in New York City

Wendel maps his trip to the germaphobe society headquarters.

"Thrown under the bus stop."

'From up here they look like us.'

'Just stop for a minute. Smell that pine scent. Drink in the view. I don't think we could pick a better site for our 'Mega-Mall'!'

"Most people are too busy working to make any real money.''

Suicide by overeating.

Snail Peephole

"Bob was raised in the wilderness by salmon."

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're getting grumpier.'

"Not so much fun being people-watched back, eh?"

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'