Overworked Observer Gifts

'I was married to my job, until I recognized it as a co-dependent relationship.'

Back to work...

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

'Don't worry about the company's pension plan. The way we work you, you'll be lucky to live that long!'

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

You're right, boss, there may be too much idle chit-chat, but let me talk it over with my friends.

Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'

"Dunhomin"

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

'Webster, is it just me, or do our new employees seem to be younger every year,'

"|For some reason, the boss is obsessed with my screen."

"I don't have a 'first hired, last fired' policy. I just fire!"

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

'If you have a problem, take it up with the boss. His door is always open.'

A dead business executive is lowered into the grave with his desk

Astronomers using giant telescope to light fires.

Holiday Overkill.

"You need to take it easier henderson. You're working yourself into the ground"

'I revel in your success whenever it leads to my success.'

"It's not what you do, it's what people see that counts"

Regional manager Dan Blunquist introduces a disgruntled employee to his new open-door policy.

Job Creation Department - Door in need of a handle

'Is your holiday really necessary ?...Your company first!'

Suicide by overeating.

"I'm sick of Mr. Rod complaining about me behind my back...especially when he does it right to my face!"

"Working an 80 hour week never did me any harm!"

"I was called, I was chosen - I was sacked."

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'

'Human Rights? You want to talk about Human Rights?? What the heck are you - a bloody communist??!'

Man asleep on train

4 Reasons for Procrastination

'You're oven again! Your late's in the dinner.'

Are you an independent thinker? Yes, if that's alright with you.

Notice! Management hates to see associates working overtime. So, please keep your doors closed. Thanks!