Population Growth Analyst Gifts

"Guess who's coming to dinner!?"

The Jeopardy of Progress

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

Population rocket

The Problem with World Population Growth

Bribes.

'Not only can I not find the middle class tax cut, I can't find the middle class.'

'...need to design something to bridge the generation gap.'

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

Rising Housing Costs vs Wages.

U.S. demographic affecting senate representation.

'This is the vineyard the US government started 10 years ago, with $2 billion and a staff of 1,500. No wine yet, but I hear they've nearly got a slogan.'

Toys - Business Model.

Aging population in Cuba

'We'd like to default on the bill.'

Quick Fixes for the U.S. Economy

'Our news documentary, 'More depressing government shenanigans,' is sponsored by prozac.'

'Give it to me straight, doc. How much longer do I have in advertising's prime demographic audience?'

Bottom Line Cut.

'On the bright side - the larger the population, the more people there'll be to support your cause.'

"Google says it's some form of ancient timing device."

Political Science

"There's definitely enough growing room."

"My mom says I'll behaving a growing spurt, so I'll grow into these clothes soon."

"Mrs. Walsh? Oh, good ... you’re still alive."

'Not ANOTHER pub boarded up!'

Feed & Grain. Credit Cards and E-Payments Only. Being a cash cow is tougher than it used to be.

'An alarming trend, folks, by 3000 AD all Americans will be retired or in prison.'

Population rocket

'You're making my job much harder.'

The Worship of Money

Syria Crisis

Birth Rates in France