Urban Decay Analyst Gifts

Ghettoes in the form of Toes

"Welcome to the future"

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"The end of my favorite series is near."

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

Domestic Spying Drones

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

"What the hell happened to this town?"

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

Hard Hat Area/Hard Nosed Area.

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

The world of surveillance.

"And then the three bears were slowly forced out of the neighborhood due to major corporations cornering the market—The once cozy cottage is now an Air B&B." "The end."

"We wanted to replicate their natural habitat, so we built a housing estate."

'Stock Market re-entry now safe. . . City analysts say.'

They Always Say That

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

'Wow, the support for legalizing marijuana is really picking up!'

Battery Farm Housing

Great Urban Sprawl

Crybaby

Anthropologist presenting his findings in New York City

'From up here they look like us.'

'Just stop for a minute. Smell that pine scent. Drink in the view. I don't think we could pick a better site for our 'Mega-Mall'!'

Welcome to the countryside...

'Yes...our chief analyst is recommending further investments in the new year.'

A group of businessmen read a profit chart that reads "Lousy"

"Most people are too busy working to make any real money.''

Snail Peephole

Good roads, Infrastructure Inspection, Repair.

"Boss, if you could be any superhero, which one would it be?" "Insurance-Adjuster-Man." "In a world where superheroes were real, there'd be an awful lot of collateral damage to buildings and infrastructure." "Insurance-Adjuster-Man would probably clear six figures by breakfast." "'Heroes' aren't in it for the money." "Of course they are. Take Lex Luthor, for instance..."