Urban Decay Artist Gifts

Welcome to the countryside...

"Welcome to the future"

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Giant slug attacks a city

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

"Oh no! Some self-obsessed, anti-social bastard has graffitied over your graffiti!"

COVID Vaccine

'An aerosol? Are you sure you've thought this through?'

Pavement Artist

"Thank god we're out of the city."

"What the hell happened to this town?"

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

"Mom, can I obliterate New Jersey? Pleeease, mom?"

"Look, someone tattooed that building!"

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

'I see the rebranded mobile methadone project got underway.'

The Formal Street Artist

I'm just saying, maybe you should try getting out of the city, Mr. Van Gogh. The Smoggy Night.

'No reason, other than that fishing relieves stress.'

'It's the council's flood defence system.'

'The Wall is Your Oyster.'

'A...B...C...D...E...' - Graffiti on classroom wall.

Hedge Car

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

Urban spring.

Butch didn't mark his territory like other dogs.

"We'll pull down these buildings and build some countryside..."

'Has this wall got spellcheck?' 'Dunno...ask it.'

Street musician enterprises.

"OK, have you found your ‘happy place’?"