Urban Decay Admirer Gifts

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

"Welcome to the future"

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

Holiday cottage

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

"With great power comes great, great stress."

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

"What the hell happened to this town?"

'It's amazing that with all the things I've done that I haven't gotten a big head.'

"We call it, 'Green meadows' because that's what it was before we decided to build on it."

"Honey, my boss moved me upstairs – way upstairs!"

Working Vacation.

"Sarah, get me my own billboard right across the way. I'd like an office with a nice view."

"Mom, can I obliterate New Jersey? Pleeease, mom?"

'New in town, hey? Let me show you a great condo tower.'

'I see the rebranded mobile methadone project got underway.'

'It's the council's flood defence system.'

"So this is the lovely view of trees..."

Renaissance Zone

'If it weren't for the money... it would be lonely at the top!'

"You are not what I expected."

"Chew. I don’t want you getting a stomachache."

"I can't say I love New York, but I can say New York loves me."

Immigrating to the City

'Don't worry - all tall buildings sway a little in the wind.'

The insurance giants do battle, ironically costing their own companies billions of dollars in claims,