Crowding Gifts

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Birds doing the 'wave'.

Mass Travel

'Marcy, Ted - so glad you could come! Let me direct you upstairs to the overflow room.'

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

'OVERCROWDED-I'll say it's OVERCROWDED!'

'See, Jimmy, as the population grows too dense, the rats begin to brutalize each other...'

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

"Do you ever wonder if you could function in L.A.?"

The Epsom Derby - Jockey Rides Out through the Crowd

"The rest of the cubicle owners asked me to tell you to clean up your cubicle. You're bringing down the value of the other cubicles in the office."

Stadium usher of the month.

"We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea."

"Why anyone should look forward to a subway series is beyond me."

"Impressive brawl skills."

Sitting Room, Standing Room Only.

This town ain't big enough for the one million, five hundred and thirty two thousand of us.

'Feeling a bit full my lot are packed in like commuters on the Northern line.'

'Goodbye Granny, see you at Easter...'

"This is a great place for someone with Tourette's - you come here, you're just like everyone else."

'I hear he has no marriage precedent.'

A long, long way from indigent, Bert's depedence on coffee knew no bounds.

"O.K., one at a time, step forward and say, 'That's it, lady - you've blocked your last escalator.' "

"It's great to be a part of an online community that shares your interests!"

'Shocking, the overcrowding in our prisons.'

The public and private lives of a football steward

Security guard disperses football team.

'I like to get to work early and beat the crowds.'

I Covid Crowds

Deodorant required.