Over-the-top Security Lover Gifts

Searching for a gift for the security lover with a flair for the dramatic? Discover our collection of humorous and inventive items that highlight their passion for protection. Perfect for those who take security to the next level, our products blend a playful spirit with a touch of wit, making them an ideal choice for anyone who loves to keep things safe — but with style.

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"Brenda takes no chances over someone stealing our washing."

"Brenda takes no chances over someone stealing our washing." mockup

"Brenda takes no chances over someone stealing our washing."

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'Where was the TSA?'

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Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?' mockup

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

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"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems." mockup

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

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'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.' mockup

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

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"Sorry kid, I work alone."

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"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole." mockup

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

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CCTV in church.

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"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows." mockup

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

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"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours." mockup

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

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The Ayatollah Bomb?

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"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me." mockup

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."

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'This biometric ID badge is part of the new security system. The badge contains my encoded retinal scan, fingerprints, and level of job enthusiasm.'

'This biometric ID badge is part of the new security system. The badge contains my encoded retinal scan, fingerprints, and level of job enthusiasm.' mockup

'This biometric ID badge is part of the new security system. The badge contains my encoded retinal scan, fingerprints, and level of job enthusiasm.'

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"Fifth robbery this week. That's not a security camera ??" a local TV news station installed it to save time."

"Fifth robbery this week. That's not a security camera ??" a local TV news station installed it to save time." mockup

"Fifth robbery this week. That's not a security camera ??" a local TV news station installed it to save time."

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"If you're my gramma you wouldn't have a problem consenting to a retina scan!"

"If you're my gramma you wouldn't have a problem consenting to a retina scan!" mockup

"If you're my gramma you wouldn't have a problem consenting to a retina scan!"

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'Don't worry -- the security camera is for your own protection.'

'Don't worry -- the security camera is for your own protection.' mockup

'Don't worry -- the security camera is for your own protection.'

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The prime minister: the current threat to national security...

The prime minister: the current threat to national security... mockup

The prime minister: the current threat to national security...

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'Principal McWit, a student without an appointment is here and says he's holding your computer access codes for ransom.'

'Principal McWit, a student without an appointment is here and says he's holding your computer access codes for ransom.' mockup

'Principal McWit, a student without an appointment is here and says he's holding your computer access codes for ransom.'

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'Someone is reading our emails. I'm afraid this means we're going to have to talk to each other.'

'Someone is reading our emails. I'm afraid this means we're going to have to talk to each other.' mockup

'Someone is reading our emails. I'm afraid this means we're going to have to talk to each other.'

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'They take patient privacy so seriously around here they encrypt your name!'

'They take patient privacy so seriously around here they encrypt your name!' mockup

'They take patient privacy so seriously around here they encrypt your name!'

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'This fridge is fitted with CCTV.' mockup

'This fridge is fitted with CCTV.'

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All items on the premises have been marked for identification: 'My cat sprayed everything in the house.'

All items on the premises have been marked for identification: 'My cat sprayed everything in the house.' mockup

All items on the premises have been marked for identification: 'My cat sprayed everything in the house.'

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'Halt! User name and password.'

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Beware of dog armed with cloaking device.

Beware of dog armed with cloaking device. mockup

Beware of dog armed with cloaking device.

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'D'you ever get that uncanny feeling we're not being watched.'

'D'you ever get that uncanny feeling we're not being watched.' mockup

'D'you ever get that uncanny feeling we're not being watched.'

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"Your calls may be monitored for training purposes..."

"Your calls may be monitored for training purposes..." mockup

"Your calls may be monitored for training purposes..."

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ACL-To Hell With-U.

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Shepherd watching sheep on closed circuit TV

Shepherd watching sheep on closed circuit TV mockup

Shepherd watching sheep on closed circuit TV

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'You're right, good joke, bad timing...'

'You're right, good joke, bad timing...' mockup

'You're right, good joke, bad timing...'

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Every time I try to warn people about the threat level, they say, surely, you jest.

Every time I try to warn people about the threat level, they say, surely, you jest. mockup

Every time I try to warn people about the threat level, they say, surely, you jest.

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Over-the-top Security Lover Gifts Collection

Over-the-top Security Lover Mugs

Explore our range of mugs perfect for security enthusiasts who love a good laugh with their morning brew.

Over-the-top Security Lover Pillows

Find cozy pillows that add a humorous touch to any security enthusiast’s living space.

Over-the-top Security Lover Prints

Browse eye-catching prints that celebrate the over-the-top security lover with clever and stylish designs.

Over-the-top Security Lover T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that let security lovers wear their passion proudly and with humor.