Outrage Critic Gifts

"We're close to being reliant solely on renewable sources of outrage."

No-Work Orange

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

Ranked Voting in N.Y.C.

"Apparently he only uses fugitive colours."

"Baldo, we need to talk."

'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself.

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

'They've agreed to our 3-book, 7-figure offer, but only if you remain obscene and obnoxious through book 2.'

'Pardon me. Can you tell me where 9 West 57th is?'

'Your hair is messy,stand up straight. You look unkempt.'

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

"Being a 'fly on the wall' is way overrated."

'Please excuse my mother, this is my first interview.'

'How rude!'

'I'm afraid you'll have to get this hold-up note initialled at our withdrawals counter.'

"I'm not going into college today, I don't feel enough sense of outrage."

'Damned tourists.'

'Tell me if this hurts.'

"You will meet a tall, dark stranger. Unfortunately, it's a grizzly bear!"

"I'm just seeing if there's anything to be outraged at."

Things are looking up!

The muse for letters to the editor.

"I wouldn't say you embarrassed yourself. It was more like social self-immolation."

'Well, are you wearing clean underwear or not?'

No shoes, No shirt, No Service.

"Public display of rejection"

If symptoms persist sue your doctor.

Social comment on the time-honoured tradition of attaching a Just Married sign to the newlyweds car