Outfit Destroyer Sympathizer Gifts

"She laid her outfit for tonight's party on the bed this morning, right where I usually nap! Now, she's mad because I've shed hair all over it. . ."

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"We have the exact same taste."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

The dress uniform of the Catering Corps

A salute of scouts

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

Tuck Shop

"I'm having second thoughts about those damn school uniforms."

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

How Fashion Works - 'You obviously haven't heard - the adults are wearing them narrow now,'

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

'What do I do for a living?? Isn't it obvious?'

'And do you, grand marshal Froomkin, promise to always love a parade?'

"Put another minnow on my line!"

Cut out and keep your own Wardrobe Assistant.

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

Stuff Broken

'Did you ever use the American Apparel voucher I gave you?'

The Downside Of Being Superman, The Man Of Steel

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

"Whaaat? It's casual Friday isn't it?"

Soldier Walking Peacock.

Soldier.

'You look good in pin stripes, Syms... but to be a 'team player,' you need not suit up'

"Funny Uniform!/Funny Hat!"

Yard Sale hunter finds a treasure!

'I see you opened it yourself, but there'll still be a service charge.'

"I get more respect wearing a uniform."

"Pretty sure that braid came from a crafts store."

"You look like a grapefruit squished inside a blueberry."

Officer with many medals.