Outfit Destroyer Sympathizer Gifts

"She laid her outfit for tonight's party on the bed this morning, right where I usually nap! Now, she's mad because I've shed hair all over it. . ."

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"We have the exact same taste."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

The dress uniform of the Catering Corps

A salute of scouts

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

Tuck Shop

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

"I'm having second thoughts about those damn school uniforms."

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

How Fashion Works - 'You obviously haven't heard - the adults are wearing them narrow now,'

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

'What do I do for a living?? Isn't it obvious?'

Cut out and keep your own Wardrobe Assistant.

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"Put another minnow on my line!"

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

Soldier Walking Peacock.

"Whaaat? It's casual Friday isn't it?"

Soldier.

Stuff Broken

'I see you opened it yourself, but there'll still be a service charge.'

Yard Sale hunter finds a treasure!

'You look good in pin stripes, Syms... but to be a 'team player,' you need not suit up'

"Funny Uniform!/Funny Hat!"

"I get more respect wearing a uniform."

Officer with many medals.

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

"Pretty sure that braid came from a crafts store."