Outfit Oppressor Gifts

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

The Path

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

Star Executive

Man in office fencing with pieces of paper flying about

Cut out and keep your own Wardrobe Assistant.

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"Put another minnow on my line!"

"I came, I saw I takeovered."

'Oh, I'm sorry Frank, it's just when you come home in that outfit, sometimes I lose control... so anyways, when's dinner?'

"I'm only wearing one globe because the weather forecast said that toay it might be warm, but on the other hand it might be cold."

"Is that what you're wearing?"

Matching Outfits

"I don't know...it's just not you."

Fashionista

Solidarity.

Womens dressing rooms.

I love coloured tights

'You won't come out with me in MY outfit when I stay in with you in THAT outfit?'

"We have two offices throughout the world."

'Of course it's more than we can afford - you want us to lose our image in the neighbourhood?'

World Peace Jungle

Women's Rights

"No, I'm not wearing a black sweater. My black cat sheds a lot."

"Too dressy?"

'My teenage daughter just has to dress differently, just like all her friends.'

A horse contemplates what to wear

"She laid her outfit for tonight's party on the bed this morning, right where I usually nap! Now, she's mad because I've shed hair all over it. . ."

'Gee, I don't know. Can I see this in another mirror?'