Outfit Orchestrator Gifts

Cut out and keep your own Wardrobe Assistant.

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"I just figured she was holding all my calls. Turns out she's been running the company."

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

Campground Conductor

Remote work

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"Put another minnow on my line!"

"I don't know...it's just not you."

Fashionista

Matching Outfits

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

"This time, Joe passes the gas, Sue cuts, Bob retracts and I grab the appendix... wait, better play... I pass the gas, Sue cuts, Lynne holds retractors, Bob grabs the appendix... wait........"

"I don't really have the skirt for this blouse."

"Is that what you're wearing?"

Tune Up Shop.

Crab conductor.

"I'm facing my fears in alphabetical order. How about you?"

Womens dressing rooms.

'You won't come out with me in MY outfit when I stay in with you in THAT outfit?'

Business school: 'I plan to major in delegating.'

"No, I'm not wearing a black sweater. My black cat sheds a lot."

"My husband works from home."

Hi, Emily. Can you come over? I'm picking out my top outfits for school. I want to look good and � There's no one here to show them to.

"Too dressy?"

'Gee, I don't know. Can I see this in another mirror?'

Grand Opening

The wedding planner took care of everything.

'I don't always take Brian's side.. I've got a mind of my own you know!'

'Remember to stick on the mask if my wife ever comes visiting.'

"Oh, no, here comes my ex. Act like you're loaded!"