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Remote work

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

Musical Web

"I just figured she was holding all my calls. Turns out she's been running the company."

Campground Conductor

'Just because you're smarter than me doesn't mean I can't always be right.'

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

Cut out and keep your own Wardrobe Assistant.

'It's a symbiotic relationship. That lineman can crush quarterbacks with his bare hands...'

'Mergers and takeovers and profits, oh my! Mergers and takeovers and profits, oh my! Mergers and. . . '

Pablo Casals upset at interpretation of his work by young girl.

"This time, Joe passes the gas, Sue cuts, Bob retracts and I grab the appendix... wait, better play... I pass the gas, Sue cuts, Lynne holds retractors, Bob grabs the appendix... wait........"

Tune Up Shop.

"I'm facing my fears in alphabetical order. How about you?"

Crab conductor.

Allegro

Hector Berlioz

Conducting a blue bird.

Business school: 'I plan to major in delegating.'

"My husband works from home."

"One last request: move my car to the 11:30 A.M. to 1 P.M. Monday -Thursday side of the street for tomorrow."

Conductor.

Grand Opening

The wedding planner took care of everything.

The Fiddler crab.

We discovered he's tone-deaf when he started to fine-tune the economy.

'Remember to stick on the mask if my wife ever comes visiting.'

"Oh, no, here comes my ex. Act like you're loaded!"

Gamblers Anonymous.

SUCKERS - A - BREAK, INC; 'Even...odd'