Home Orchestrator Gifts

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

Musical Web

The Hammer

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

"I just figured she was holding all my calls. Turns out she's been running the company."

Campground Conductor

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

Remote work

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

Cut out and keep your own Wardrobe Assistant.

Pablo Casals upset at interpretation of his work by young girl.

"It's just until the air conditioning in our house is fixed."

'We added on to the couch.'

Washing Line - "I thought you wanted a clothes dryer."

Harpist using her bed frame as a harp.

'Which box did you put the kids in?'

Crab conductor.

"I'm facing my fears in alphabetical order. How about you?"

Allegro

'It spoils the decor, but it sure saves money on TV sets.'

'So one day I said to myself, 'What am I doing living in this run down house when I could be living on my boat?'

"My wife provides the scatter cushions and potpourri."

"I said no to a man cave but I compromised on a dugout."

Hector Berlioz

"My husband works from home."

Business school: 'I plan to major in delegating.'

'Our counselor thinks we can work it out, but my Feng Shui consultant says I should divorce him.'

"I don't believe you're a minimalist I think you're just mean."

"I'll draw them out with the cheese platter, but it's up to you to entertain them."