Sound Orchestrator Gifts

Tune Up Shop.

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Musical Web

"I just figured she was holding all my calls. Turns out she's been running the company."

Campground Conductor

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

Remote work

"How many surprise witnesses do you have in that little car?"

Cut out and keep your own Wardrobe Assistant.

Pablo Casals upset at interpretation of his work by young girl.

"This ref really loves his brass band."

Crab conductor.

"I'm facing my fears in alphabetical order. How about you?"

Allegro

News.

Hector Berlioz

"My husband works from home."

Business school: 'I plan to major in delegating.'

Conductor.

'Well, that IS the drawback of musical instruments - they make noise.'

Grand Opening

The wedding planner took care of everything.

Dawn Chorus.

The Fiddler crab.

"Does wedding planning have to be this stressful?"

Man playing a book like a violin.

"Oh, no, here comes my ex. Act like you're loaded!"

I'd like a DJ, a videographer and 18 dozen red roses. Huh? The Websters can't be at the same table with the Steins. Oh no. I can't believe it. This isn't happening. Stand back, people. The tablecloths don't match the napkins. Type-A person planning a wedding!!! You father cannot make a toast.