Romantic Orchestrator Gifts

The wedding planner took care of everything.

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Romance over the Irons

"How many surprise witnesses do you have in that little car?"

Pablo Casals upset at interpretation of his work by young girl.

"This ref really loves his brass band."

Cell Partners

Tune Up Shop.

"I'm facing my fears in alphabetical order. How about you?"

Crab conductor.

Allegro

Hector Berlioz

"One last request: move my car to the 11:30 A.M. to 1 P.M. Monday -Thursday side of the street for tomorrow."

A bride and groom playing a double bass

Conductor.

Grand Opening

Happy Valentine's Day! My friend is looking for a valentine's day date. She asked me to build her ideal man. She wants him to be tall and smart so I made him with long legs and a big brain. He has great ears so he's a good listener, and an extra funny bone so he has a wonderful sense of humor. Most important, I was very careful when working on his chest. Her ideal man must have his heart in the right place. Will you be my valentine?

A violin crawls towards a Dampit in the desert.

Dawn Chorus.

The Fiddler crab.

"Does wedding planning have to be this stressful?"

Man playing a book like a violin.

'Remember to stick on the mask if my wife ever comes visiting.'

"This is why I love yard sales."

'Sorry, I didn't see that speedbump.'