Image Orchestrator Gifts

"Oh, no, here comes my ex. Act like you're loaded!"

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

Musical Web

"I just figured she was holding all my calls. Turns out she's been running the company."

Campground Conductor

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

Remote work

Cut out and keep your own Wardrobe Assistant.

'It's a symbiotic relationship. That lineman can crush quarterbacks with his bare hands...'

Pablo Casals upset at interpretation of his work by young girl.

"This ref really loves his brass band."

"This time, Joe passes the gas, Sue cuts, Bob retracts and I grab the appendix... wait, better play... I pass the gas, Sue cuts, Lynne holds retractors, Bob grabs the appendix... wait........"

Copycat.

'Over the years our company has acquired a face of its own.'

Tune Up Shop.

Crab conductor.

'No-one buys these stylish frames for their eyes, usually it's for their Facebook photo's.'

"I'm facing my fears in alphabetical order. How about you?"

Hike Difficulty 1. Instagram Worthiness 8.

News.

Allegro

Hector Berlioz

Business school: 'I plan to major in delegating.'

"My husband works from home."

Spin doctor arriving at an emergency.

Conductor.

Grand Opening

"Vanity alert! Jerry's coming with his selfie stick and he knows how to use it!"

I wonder if I can fix this in Photoshop.

The Fiddler crab.

We discovered he's tone-deaf when he started to fine-tune the economy.

'Remember to stick on the mask if my wife ever comes visiting.'

"It's good for my image."

Gamblers Anonymous.

SUCKERS - A - BREAK, INC; 'Even...odd'