Orchestra Orchestrator Gifts

"This ref really loves his brass band."

A Symphony of Penguins

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Concert Pianist.

No Elgar!

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Orchestra.

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

I love my Timpani

Triangle

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

Double Bass

Taking a peek at the audience

Bassoons.

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

My other cello is a Stradivari

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

Antonio Vivaldi

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

Timpani.

Orchestra conductor

Quartet.

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Violinist.

Occupational Hazards.

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

Quartet of chefs.

Team Flute

'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'

Cello Concert

"Ah yes, I know this bit...it's from the advert!"

Violin family at Christmas