Orchestra Gifts

At home with the brass section.

A bow eating 'Rosin Bran'

Ineffective conducting.

"It's the cutback in funding. They say he's cheap and versatile."

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

There were drastic cutbacks in the orchestra's budget.

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

'We call him the semi-conductor - he only works part time.'

Violinist.

Antonio Vivaldi

On your mark, get set, go!

Cymbals.

Bassoons.

Double Bass

It was the bottom of the ninth and the bassists were loaded. O

Piccolo player wanted, must play well with others.

Trombone Practical Jokes

Double Bass.

Johannes Brahms

"What the ponytail for the downbeat."

'We thought you'd like music during your building inspection.'

A Symphony of Penguins

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

"It's the new union rule - we have to provide cots for them if they have more than 8 bars rest."

"It's not your phone—they're playing 'Für Elise.'"

There was a difference of opinion on how to play the second movement.

Twisted trumpet.

National Sympathy Orchestra.

Thanks for being such a fabulous desk partner!

Fake it.

"Well I woke up this morning and I got myself a fifth of...no, that's not gonna work."

Drunk Oboe Player

Theatre.

Antonin Dvorak