Orchestras Gifts

An orchestra cymbalist is tempted by a fly.

Gustav Mahler orders a salad.

I love Music.

Doggy conductor

I love my Uke.

"Don't touch him! He's a conductor."

Bob's Musical Intruments - "I'll have a cornet."

The London School of Infectious Diseases Isolation Chamber Orchestra.

Perils of a violin player.

Jazz musician playing double bass. A cool seagull wearing sunglasses stands atop the instrument.

Alpine horn player with a conductor.

'My staff and I are in conference right now trying to find a harmonious solution to the problem.'

Cellist has accidentally poked out the eyes of all his fellow band members.

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

Semiconductor.

I love my clarinet

Gustav Holst

Pianist carrying his instrument.

Musician Chasing his Fleeing Drum

Conductor and Quasimodo.

'Yup, cannon in D.'

'Oh for PETE'S SAKE LENNY NOT right now! I'm in the middle of Conducting a survey!'

A Drummer: 'Bom, Boom, Boom.'

Serpent Instrument player

Conducting the crows.

"Where've you been Haydn?"

"This ref really loves his brass band."

Violinist plays stringy cheese

'I can't believe it. Wagner just must be better than he sounds!'

Orchestra playing to working man.

Blowing your nose musically.

Elephant Musician

"I know you are new, but, usually when they applaud you just make a little bow."

"We've got ways of making you stop talking."

"As per the terms of my divorce, my ex-wife will conduct the final movement."