Orchestras Gifts

An orchestra cymbalist is tempted by a fly.

I love Music.

Gustav Mahler orders a salad.

I love my Uke.

Doggy conductor

"Don't touch him! He's a conductor."

Bob's Musical Intruments - "I'll have a cornet."

Perils of a violin player.

Jazz musician playing double bass. A cool seagull wearing sunglasses stands atop the instrument.

The London School of Infectious Diseases Isolation Chamber Orchestra.

Cellist has accidentally poked out the eyes of all his fellow band members.

'My staff and I are in conference right now trying to find a harmonious solution to the problem.'

Alpine horn player with a conductor.

Orchestra playing to working man.

Blowing your nose musically.

I love my clarinet

Violinist plays stringy cheese

Semiconductor.

Gustav Holst

'I can't believe it. Wagner just must be better than he sounds!'

Pianist carrying his instrument.

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

Conductor and Quasimodo.

'Yup, cannon in D.'

'Oh for PETE'S SAKE LENNY NOT right now! I'm in the middle of Conducting a survey!'

A Drummer: 'Bom, Boom, Boom.'

Serpent Instrument player

Conducting the crows.

"Where've you been Haydn?"

"This ref really loves his brass band."

Musician Chasing his Fleeing Drum

Spatula Conductor

"Do you really need all those notes when you only play one at a time?"

"As per the terms of my divorce, my ex-wife will conduct the final movement."

"We've got ways of making you stop talking."