Orchestra Enthusiast Gifts

'Whoever told you it was a travel-cello was lying.'

'Needs to be more tweetable.'

"...not ANOTHER unfinished symphony!"

Violinist.

Silly String Quartet

On your mark, get set, go!

Hazing - In the Vienna Philharmonic

A Lightning Conductor.

Thanks for being such a fabulous desk partner!

Orchestra Fantasies

"It's the new union rule - we have to provide cots for them if they have more than 8 bars rest."

There was a difference of opinion on how to play the second movement.

Conductor: 'Oh for PETE'S SAKE LENNY NOT right now! I'm in the middle of Conducting a Fire Drill!'

You're no second fiddle, Mum!

"The final act will be the Nero Fiddlers performing the Global Warming Concerto."

Contrabassoon

'There's nothing like the old 'exploding baton' trick to start a concert off with a bang.'

Niccolo Paganini

Hillbilly Symphony.

Future Opera

'He's furious because a phone went off somewhere in the violins.'

Ralph Vaughan Williams

Musician Sneezing Musical Notes

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

"The composer wishes to remain anonymous."

Flautist

Musician Chasing his Fleeing Drum

Disturbed Youth Orchestra - Rehearsals

Gustav Mahler.

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

'OK operator if it ain't 5000 try Pensylvania 65001.'

Team Bass

"OK, listen up. Trombones slide into motion, tubas go deep, and percussion bangs it up the middle. Got that?"

"Did you ring, sir?"

"Pardon me for saying this – but you need to be more of a control freak."