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At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

The Hammer

Musical Web

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

"I just figured she was holding all my calls. Turns out she's been running the company."

Campground Conductor

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

Remote work

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

Cut out and keep your own Wardrobe Assistant.

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

Pablo Casals upset at interpretation of his work by young girl.

"It's just until the air conditioning in our house is fixed."

Harpist using her bed frame as a harp.

I work all day landscaping. I'm too tired to do all the yard work at home. Teddy, you're big enough to use my power tools. I know exactly who to call for help. Tap tap tap. Not the power tool I was referring to.

Washing Line - "I thought you wanted a clothes dryer."

'We added on to the couch.'

Tune Up Shop.

'Which box did you put the kids in?'

Crab conductor.

"I'm facing my fears in alphabetical order. How about you?"

"I said no to a man cave but I compromised on a dugout."

'This way, we'll never lose track of the remote.'

'So one day I said to myself, 'What am I doing living in this run down house when I could be living on my boat?'

"My wife provides the scatter cushions and potpourri."

'It spoils the decor, but it sure saves money on TV sets.'

Allegro

I trimmed my natural plantings to look good for your house buyers. Thanks! Someone is coming over now. I'll hide out with you. For sale. This is a well-kept street. People love their neat, green lawns. Doesn't anyone keep an eco-friendly yard?

Hector Berlioz

"I'll draw them out with the cheese platter, but it's up to you to entertain them."

"I don't believe you're a minimalist I think you're just mean."

"My husband works from home."

'Our counselor thinks we can work it out, but my Feng Shui consultant says I should divorce him.'