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At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

God's Sticky Notes

"I just figured she was holding all my calls. Turns out she's been running the company."

Campground Conductor

Remote work

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

F. Chopin

"How many surprise witnesses do you have in that little car?"

This plaque commemorates the trees that was cut down to make space for this bench.

"This time, Joe passes the gas, Sue cuts, Bob retracts and I grab the appendix... wait, better play... I pass the gas, Sue cuts, Lynne holds retractors, Bob grabs the appendix... wait........"

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

Tune Up Shop.

Crab conductor.

"I'm facing my fears in alphabetical order. How about you?"

Allegro

Hmm, no, I think I liked it better over there.

"My husband works from home."

Conductor.

Genetic Meddling - sparrow sharks

Miracle gro bird seed.

Grand Opening

'You know there were 7,184 waves yesterday. That's just slightly more than usual. I think that's one of my favorite things about island life, there's always a surprise round the corner. What's your favorite thing, Ed?'

Dawn Chorus.

The wedding planner took care of everything.

The Fiddler crab.

We discovered he's tone-deaf when he started to fine-tune the economy.

'Remember to stick on the mask if my wife ever comes visiting.'

"Oh, no, here comes my ex. Act like you're loaded!"

"Hello? I'm calling for a 'change-of-address'...."