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Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Musical Web

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

God's Sticky Notes

Campground Conductor

Ornithologist

Man and bird

'Don't you just love that rap music!'

"How many surprise witnesses do you have in that little car?"

"I can't go on. All the weeding, mowing, digging, pesticides, and gopher holes really hurts you know. It's just not worth it anymore."

'Uh-oh, here comes the mike again. Cut the barbershop quartet and go back to mournful whistling.'

'That's one hell of a mating call you've got there, Bob!'

"Let's go, this is definitely a manicured lawn: we won't find clover or dandelions here..."

Luther Burbank

'Damn it, he's lawyered up! By the time this works its way through the courts he'll be out of season!'

Conducting the Dawn Chorus.

"Don't worry, our new hearing aids are very good, and you'll be able to teach her how to sing pitch-perfect..."

Crab conductor.

'Here's your room... Just put your sample in here and buzz me when you're ready.'

Natural Music

"Camping is in my blood! I harmonize with the humming of Mother Nature!"

"One last request: move my car to the 11:30 A.M. to 1 P.M. Monday -Thursday side of the street for tomorrow."

'Stop yelling, Frank, you'll scare the birds away!'

Conductor.

Grand Opening

Dawn Chorus.

The wedding planner took care of everything.

The Fiddler crab.

"What beautiful roses, whats you secret?"

'Hey buddy, can you cut down that one to give me a better view?'

'Remember to stick on the mask if my wife ever comes visiting.'

"Hello? I'm calling for a 'change-of-address'...."