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"Hello? I'm calling for a 'change-of-address'...."

Painting clouds

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

Musical Web

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

Just a little seasoning...

"I'm a monster."

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

"I like to stay on top of things."

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

One tree in the four seasons of the year.

Industrial Beautification van

'Sorry Bruce, but we have to stop seeing each other: I've changed, you have to understand...'

Topiary: When the written word isn't enough

'Don't you just love that rap music!'

Evolution...the booted flamingo.

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

Planet of the Apes(with apes evolving to humans as the cinema patrons)

Man and bird

Tiger

He still wants none of the snowflakes to be alike, but he's willing to be flexible on the water molecules.

Horse rides over a judge.

'Steroids.'

"She's had a lot of work done."

'Our newest board member wants a ban on animal testing except for rodents.'

"I touched another squirrel's nuts. Any other questions?"

"Remember last October when you had on your autumn colors and we were hugging like this? And that tiny chipmunk jumped on my face? That was nuts!"

The Hidden World of Desks

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'