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"But if they're banned, where will I find poetry in the unexpected?"

"I like to stay on top of things."

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

Just a little seasoning...

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

"I'm a monster."

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

Ornithologist

Watering the garden gnome

A tree cries its leaves off like tears

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

'Researching the opossum article.'

Evolution...the booted flamingo.

'Sorry Bruce, but we have to stop seeing each other: I've changed, you have to understand...'

Man and bird

"Well, I deal with death and carrion every day: Laughing is a therapeutic way of avoiding depression..."

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

'Tell us about the time you met Charles Darwin, grandad.'

'Steroids.'

Horse rides over a judge.

"Love your new tattoo."

"My landing gear won't come down. I have a cramp."

'Our newest board member wants a ban on animal testing except for rodents.'

"So basically, it's an autobiomeoirography!"

"I touched another squirrel's nuts. Any other questions?"

"Remember last October when you had on your autumn colors and we were hugging like this? And that tiny chipmunk jumped on my face? That was nuts!"

F. Chopin