Nature's Storyteller T-Shirts

'Unusual weather for June'

Organic gardening

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

The Environmentalist

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

The one that got away

Fishing with God

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

'It was this big. I swear'

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

"By God, Man! Yes!! This is the stuff we're looking for!"

"He's a keeper!"

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

'I win!'

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

Ornithologist

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

"I like to stay on top of things."